How to Flirt Online

Are you wondering How do you flirt with women on the Internet?

One easy way to flirt with women online is by writing a fairy tale with her while you're chatting with her on Yahoo Messenger. (Or any other instant messaging program.)

Here's how to do it:

1) Tell her you're working on a masterpiece. Ask her if she would like to hear it.

2) Choose a basic story as your framework. (Knight saves princess, etc.)

3) Put her in the role of the princess. Put yourself in the role of the hero or knight. Stick her title in front of her name as you tell her the story to make it cuter. ("Princess Mary" or "Princess Joanne" or whatever.)

4) Start by saying "Once upon a time, there a princess called..."

5) Add yourself into the story.

6) Add a dumb guy you both know (or a famous person) as the villain.

7) Work mutual friends into the story as you can. (Have a buddy as the village idiot and her friend as the princess's maid, for example.)

8) Have the hero save the princess from the bad guy.

9) Tell her you haven't finished the story yet.

10) Use a tease-false-ending. "Robin John dumps Princess Marion onto the ground and rides off to the sunset alone."

11) Watch her whine and tell you how that's not the way it should be.

12) Ask her to come up with a better ending. She will.

13) Tell her you have to go and say something like "Sweet dreams. Dream about your prince, princess ." 


Good luck guys! and happy FLIRTING!