Flirting Using A Funny Teasing Technique
1) Look around the room for an ugly guy or a "loser". He should be behind where your girl is sitting or standing.
2) Lean closer to the woman and tell her, "There's a guy behind you who's checking you out."
3) Say something like, "Yes, that's him. The guy in the funny shirt. He's been looking at you the whole time. Maybe you should ask him out."
4) She will probably say, "No way!
5) Say, "Why not? I think he'd be the perfect boyfriend for you. He'll..."
6) From here, list a long list of things that the "average guy" does, such as calling her too often and sending her flowers.
7) Say, "No? Well, then what DO you like?"
8) After she answers, say, "Well, too bad you're too much
of a nice girl for me."
9) Before she can respond, say, "Hey! Look! He's checking you out again!"
10) Change topics and talk about something else. She'll
be dying to ask you why you think she is too much of a nice girl
for you. (So don't be surprised when she suddenly pops the question in a few hours or even a few days. It happens all the time!)
Good Luck!
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